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A Charlie Sheen

A Charlie Sheen is an enormous outrageously excessive kitchen-sink like cocktail of alcoholic and chemical intoxicants which will without any doubt immediately kill anybody whose heart does not pump Charlie Sheen's tiger blood, and which will surely be responsible some day for killing its namesake as well.

Often otherwise known as “a suicide” or "a 911".

Often served by hookers who plan to later steal your wallet.

Children, do not try this at home. Immediately call 911 if you even hear someone discussing let alone preparing a Charlie Sheen.
Coroner’s report: Just one more idiot who either was suicidal or who said to himself, “Ya, that makes sense to me, I got tiger blood too; I think I’ll make myself a Charlie Sheen”.
by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
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Doing a line of cocaine out of a prostitute's C-section scar, ala Charlie Sheen
I have big plans this weekend, I am going to get laid and sheen
by Antidentite69 March 1, 2011
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Charlie Sheen

A drug not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Josh totally OD'd off one hit of some Charlie Sheen last night.
by head4 March 15, 2011
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