When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.
OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.
by cheekytina June 2, 2008
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While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.
While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.
While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
by Go Sharks? June 2, 2011
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by 42 Hunt Skank February 5, 2017
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Girl 1: You have a lot of chest hair.
Shardul: Yes, it forms a triangular pattern. Touch it, I'll make you a woman.
Girl 1: You're such a Shardul!
Shardul: Lightweight!
Shardul: Yes, it forms a triangular pattern. Touch it, I'll make you a woman.
Girl 1: You're such a Shardul!
Shardul: Lightweight!
by R Squared February 17, 2006
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This includes people that leave poo on toilet seats, or wherever they decided to wipe there hands.
This includes people that leave poo on toilet seats, or wherever they decided to wipe there hands.
Pick up the toilet seat, don't be a shardshot,
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Get the shardalard mug.a "tweeker" speed walking, moving one arm back and forth with full force. "shard" being another name for high quality crystal meth.
"hey man, chill, your shard-arm is in full force and people are lookin at us, attracting the 5-os. chillax bro.."
by mo-naynay June 8, 2009
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