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shank

A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!
by da hood' December 19, 2004
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shanked

scott norwood deserved to die after he shanked that field goal against the giants in super bowl xxv
by jimmmiller December 28, 2005
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shank

believe it or not, in the province of New Brunswick, shank does not mean stab in prison slang, it means to de-pant someone, or pants someone. imagine my surprise when i heard the soccer team was shanking all the freshmans. this is surprisingly a very widely used and understodd term
-(first person)"dude im gonna shank you in front of your girlf friend"

-(second person)"i swear to god if you do, im gonna shank you in the middle of a crowd."

-(third person)" omg those guys are gonna stab each otehr, wtf why am i here."
by vallada November 16, 2009
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shank

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.
by Jenesis September 12, 2004
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shank

to "pants" someone; to yank on someone's pants so that they fall to the ground, revealing their tighty-whiteys, if they're wearing any. leads to extreme humiliation.
"Girls used to shank each other in my high school. It was a real problem."
by devfk December 9, 2008
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shank

A wank in the shower, a shower-Wank

Shortened to Shank

Present tense~Shanking
Past tense~Shanked
Chris:Omg, that was great Shank i just had in there.. I didn't even get to wash my hair
by Dave F. December 3, 2007
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shank

Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.
Dude! That guy just totally shanked your mom.
by Matty194 November 19, 2009
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