sexpit

a slang word for brothel.

He is a sexpit-frequenter.

by uttam maharjan November 28, 2010

Sexpatriation

the expulsion, by a roommate's (or in some cases underinhibited friends') sexual activity, of one from one's bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the sexpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.

"I can't walk in on Mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won't take it, what should I do?"

"Have you considered sexpatriation?"

by Hnzosan030 April 19, 2009

sexpatriate

1) A person who changes their gender (see: transgender shemale)

- or -

2) A person who changes their sexual preference.

Example 1

Samwise: "Wow! Look @ the tight lil ass on that girl..."

Frodo: "Samwise you idiot! That waitress is a sexpatriate! That used to be Legolas!"


Example 2

Marcus: "Damn...she's tight - she was seeing that nicca Tray, but I heard they broke up"

LaTasha: "Keep it movin', Marcus - she's a sexpatriate now - lesbo to the core."

by Mr. Peezee January 8, 2004

sexdilodado

sex-dil-o-da-do. loves to talk about sex and pretend they know everything. Act like they would do and try anything in bed, yet are still virgins. Talk about sex toys all the time and haven't even seen one or touched one/ played with one.

Girl 1: Dildo's are so good.
Girl 2: Yeh me and the bf used one last night was really good. Didn't you say we use it as foreplay?
Girl 1: Yeh or between having sex, but hey im a virign still.
Girl 2: OMG you sexdilodado.
Gir 1: Im So not. I love sex its so cool.
Girl 2: Yeh your a sexdilodado. Fuck off.

by Haha, November 20, 2007

Sexpedition

To embark on an expedition for the sole purpose of getting laid. Be sure to bring your rain gear!

Tom went on a sexpedition last night at the local skag bar; he hadn't been laid in months.

by crazymeatball January 15, 2011

Sexpectations

The time your Mrs offers you the best sex to not go out on a Sunday with the lads by offering you things sexually your Mum would die to hear.

As in "Pwease don't go pub today, I'll do rude things to you your Mum wouldn't love to hear" "wow, those are some big sexpectations"

by Raypist August 20, 2013

sexdorable

A word used to describe somebody who is both sexy and adorable. Like a boy with a six-pack and dimples or a girl with beautiful eyes and big boobs

Girl 1: Omg don't look now but that guy with amazing abs is checking you out
Girl 2: Seriously! What does he look like can I look now?!?!
Girl 1: He is absolutely sexdorable and he's coming over here right now!
Girl 2: *faints*

by Brefalicious January 31, 2015