semen

cum, white sticky liquid that comes from the penis.

He jacked off so much, that he finally ejaculated semen all over himself

by JizzymyWIZZY September 17, 2006

semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

by Tyrone June 11, 2003

semenriffic

possessing superlative characteristics, generally positive, but can be applied ironically to things very bad. Alternately, having the properties of semen.

That taco tasted semenriffic

by strindberg March 18, 2003

sementhropist

One who donates their semen/sperm for the good of others.

Jim: Hey man, it sucks that you're sterile and shit.
Kenneth: Yo dawg, is aight, we's gonna find us a sementhropist!

by elSementhropist January 26, 2011

semen brick

It's when you find these 2 girls and you want to cum on there faces so bad, that you freeze your own semen over the course of a week until you have enough to make ice cubes of semen then shove them down their faces while hitting them with a brick.
(For more like this see definition: Donkey Punch)

It's when you have these two girls and you just want to cum all over there faces, but you wanna smash for real.
Like literally with a brick to their fucking teeth.
So you ask them hey, you want this semen brick?

by DickAnderson October 23, 2017

Sement

Semen that has dried and become hardened.

I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.

by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019

semen

white,hot,sticky yet yummy cum! composed of sperm cells which i often swallow during every intercourse!it is also a good source of vitamins and mineral which can make you look younger and attractive. best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks

my boyfriend's cum is so delicious cuz it tasted like cherry fruit. i just love the scent!!!sometimes, i'm using it in my face to make it soft and supple.

by jessica February 24, 2005