selfie python 

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.

Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.

selfie python by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016

selfie tolerance 

In a Snapchat conversation, the quantifiable amount of selfies one can take before resorting to photographing whatever is directly in front of them.

"I always feel bad snapchatting Gabby, her selfie tolerance is like 80 but I start snapping my laptop or wall after like 3 snaps."

selfie tolerance by Porkchomp February 10, 2017

SELFIE-SACRIFACE 

When someone sacrifices their own image to take a group selfie-- partial face, unflattering close-up,...

When Susan tried to get her whole group in the photo, she selfie-sacrifaced half her head.

SELFIE-SACRIFACE by Linguistic Lisa August 24, 2017

Selfie Dick

A dick so large, all one can do with it is take a selfie.

He dropped his pants, revealing this massive selfie dick! I couldn't take it so I just pulled out my phone...

Selfie Dick by Twosip September 13, 2017

Selfie Talk 

When you have a video chat with someone and he uses the front camera, not moving a lot like he is taking a selfie.

Dan: Joe is calling me on a selfie talk
Joe: I am taking a selfie, why are you here!

Selfie Talk by JoePassive October 18, 2018

Selfie Tunnel Syndrome 

Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.

Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."

Selfie Tunnel Syndrome by pajaru April 3, 2019

Selfie spliff 

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

Selfie spliff by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019