Scumbers

Achieving low or inadequate numbers or statistics when a quota is required.

Derived from the term "Scum numbers".

- "In terms of sales figures, your numbers are way down. Our company will not tolerate scumbers"

- A: "How many cherries have you picked today?"

B: "Only 650."

A: "Scumbers."

by Enmitystar September 26, 2011

Scumberdanglindung

An insult, Specifically made to be goofy, but also insulting.

Meaning: Unpleasant, annoying, Negative.

-You took my balls, You Scumberdanglindung!

-Haha they're mine now

by pogman48484 July 22, 2023

Scumbertese

A tie-dyed butterfly

More majestic than a unicorn, more colorful than a rainbow…it’s a scumbertese!

by Giacomo Daniele February 23, 2025

Slumberjam

(adj.) The dryness of the mouth (aka. cotton mouth) after smoking a blunt... or two.

I need a drink, i got that slumberjam.

by Rom Fernandez August 14, 2007

scomberoides

sexiest chick on rs =D

hey its scomberoides

by analtrain March 5, 2009

scumbeast

A beast of such diverse scumminess that his stench invades your senses and leaves you defenseless against his scumbeast-like ways, including, but not limited to, smelling, stinking, and inducing vomit.

The scumbeast's stench has made my eyes cry tears and my soul become defiled.

by ZeratoPrime December 27, 2009

slumber snack

(n.) Commonly referred to as a "nap."

Going to sleep for a relatively brief amount of time, as when you want to take away a bit of weariness from your mind and body. Not as refreshing as a full night of rest, but like an edible snack, it takes the edge off of your "hunger" for rest.

Ideal if the SLUMBER SNACK completes a full sleep cycle (~90 min.), for optimal refreshedness.

After pulling yesterday's all-nighter, I could seriously use a SLUMBER SNACK. My eyelids are about to drop shut, and I just need it to stave off drowsiness for a few hours, so I can finish my project before the 10am deadline!

by MoGyver January 3, 2012