scruffmeister

To be scruffy, In all the right ways.
The scruffmeister usually possesses three distinct characteristics.
1. 3-5 day old rocker scruff.
2. “Proficient in consuming pudding cups with out a spoon.” Included in their resume.

3. Rings

(Expert level) Seen accompanied by the same girl as the night before; never more that three consecutive nights though.

“Oh shit Rebecca, I’d totally let that scruffmeister have his way!”

by The Scruffmeister September 12, 2022

Scruffle

V. To simultaneously ruffle and scratch, especially as applied to a pet.

Scruffle the dog’s ears, I need to tear some aluminum foil.

by Y-Chromosome March 25, 2023

Scruff

Most of the population in Burnley

"Look at the scruffy inbred bastard"
"Must be from Burnley"

by Burnleyvigilante May 21, 2023

Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position

Sarah scruffled me last night

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position involving four fingers and various foodstuffs as lubricant

'Turns out Sam likes getting scruffled too'
'What, you mean with the gravy and everything? No way.'

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

Scroffy

a scroffy is a man who loves sucking dillian balls

scroffy's are generally found on fortnite

by scroffy October 20, 2023

scruff

a human named joesephine haigh.

josephine haigh is a dirty scruff

by zyouthwarrior December 1, 2023