Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

scow

cock sucker

courtney is a scow

by vickster930\ November 14, 2016

scowgu

A gay person with no hair and no nipples and only has one tooth

Oh my gawd! Did you see that fat scowgu walking down the street!

by Ukulele26 November 10, 2017

scotland pipeline

You stick a shit filled bag pipe into someone’s anus and proceed to play a tune

I enjoy doing the Scotland pipeline with my mum and uncle

by The main pipeline June 7, 2019

Scotland

Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in, Fuck England

Person 1:You ever been to Scotland

Person 2: Aye mate am far there want a line??

by 211mertin112 August 4, 2019

scolo

Someone who is tired of their life and needs a brreakkk

From all this burden I am scolo

by ladrose January 19, 2020

Scotlish

When you sound English but you deal with people who annoy you as if you were raised in Glasgow.

Gem sounds proper enough but when you make her angry her Scotlish begins to show through.

by The Coyote Jesus August 14, 2020