Scissor sauce

Scissor sauce is the act of shooting a rollover or what they call a snake shot in foosball. While shooting an offensive shot the shooter scores the ball going diagonal between the two defending guys. Once the ball is made the shooter Taps his hip with his hand in a cocky manner and says, " you just got scissor sauce"

We just got done playing foosball and man did I give him some scissor sauce...

I scissor sauced all over the defense playing foosball tonight.

Scissor sauce by anonymous January 21, 2026

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.

"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

Occam's Scissor by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020

One-Armed Scissor 

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

Nebraska scissor lift 

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast

I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!

Nebraska scissor lift by AWPee April 15, 2021

Ghost scissor kicks 

When two paraplegic lesbians take off their prosthetics and have sex.

Jill and Mary finally consummated their special gay marriage with undulating ghost scissor kicks.

Ghost scissor kicks by Chevitz July 21, 2014

speed bag scissor hands 

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.

Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.

speed bag scissor hands by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010

Sideways scissor 

When a lady lays on her back and a man goes side ways and you scissor sexually. Typically for a right handed man he will lay on his right side. So his rowdy hand is available. With his right leg on the bed with her right leg over the top of his right leg. His left leg will go between her legs on her stomach. Her left leg will go over his waist Then he thrusts and says take it sideways scissor girl.

Man I did her sideways scissor last night and I am exhausted.

Sideways scissor by Edward scissor hands February 11, 2021