speefing

Throwing up on your steering wheel.

Saw this girl parked next to me speefing in her car, yo.

by snagglejew April 21, 2013

Screff

A term used to describe an unknown and undesired substance. Usually this substance appears without notice and can be found anywhere at any time, in any colour (commonly brown). Screff dosen't always have an odour although you can't describe it's smell when you do come across some scented screff. In the past has been the cause of mass hysteria and pannic amongst teenage girls and soft lads even though screff despite its genetic make-up is perfectly harmless.

Two teenage girls Sitting in a cafe
Girl 1 looks at girl two's jacket sleeve.

Girl 1- Erm, what's that on your jacket?

Girl 2 - What? Where? What d'you mean ?

Girl 1 -There! That brown thing on your sleeve. What is it?

Girl 2 - Eeeww Oh my god what is it? Where did that come from? Arrr it stinks! What is it?

Girl 1 - I don't know, I just looked down and it was there! Eeeeww

Girl 2 - (calls over to waitress) excuse me do you have any napkins I've got screff on me and nothing to wipe it off!

Waitress - screff? Oh my god!!

(Shouts out to rest of the customers) OKAY EVERYONE CAN YOU ALL PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMESIS THIS IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY WE HAVE A SCREFF CONTAMINATION AND WILL NEED TO BEGIN A DEEP CLEAN IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Girl 2 is restrained by two men in contamination suits and masks. They bundle the girl into a sterilised plastic bubble as customers are clambering over each other in a state of pannic screaming, shouting, pushing and shoving each other through the cafe door!

by Scrott rotter September 7, 2013

Sneef

N. An insult used to describe someone who extremely irritating and annoying and needs to stop because they are giving you a migraine.

Rhonda won't stop bugging me! She is SUCH a sneef!!!

by scrabblemaster3000 May 12, 2016

Seefun

Enduring, exotic, gorgeous , curly haired woman with an incrediable personality and a wonderful laugh.

She is so Seefun today!

by Seefun March 16, 2017

Speef

The act of farting out of your dick.

Guy: "I think i just speefed!"
Girl: "You did? I just quiffed!"

by Speefer October 4, 2009

Sneef

1. An expression when something is particular violent, or aggressive.
2. Closely related to the word shnruff, though lesser in potency.
3. An affectionate term; a petname
4. Deeegeeeneeraation of Snuff
5. An exclamation or expression used when something was rather unexpected or astonishing. Similar to Bleugh

Definition 1:
Mr. X: So i bought this 12inch knife the other day...
Mr Y: ...Sneef.
Definition 2:
Mr. X: yeah so I totally stacked it on the stairs...
Mr. Y: Sneef! you alright?
Definition 3:
Mr X: Hey man, what's up?
Mr. Y: Oh hey Sneef...neethin.
Definition 4:
Mr. X: Shit, you've seen Snuff before?
Mr. Y: For God's sake, its Sneef now! Sneef! (Deee Grouuup Deee Grouuup!)
Definition 5:
Mr. X: Yeah so, I was munchin' on her tail pipe, and out pops a piece of corn...
Mr. Y: Sneef! Thats gross man!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Seefing

To discreetly work your way into a girl's pants.

Bill: Hey man, weren't you seefing?
Joe: Not anymore man, turns out she was 87.

seef sex butt rape date

by ImArealNigga December 12, 2012