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Scansion

A flesh eating inflamation of the patellae, spreading slowly to the tibia and fibula, until gangrene kicks in and urgent amputational surgery is necessary. In most cases it creates a nasty smell and oozes snail-slime-like liquid everywhere, infecting others as it enters the nasal tracts and with even clothing contact.
"Mate, your scansion is vile, get to a clinic NOW!"

"Doctor, I don't know what it is, please help me!"
"I'm sorry sir, it's scansion. I could tell from the putrid smell and torrential oozing from your knees."
by JBIEMCIKJWIITMHI February 24, 2010
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Scandolous

To describe someone as the person who always takes risks for the thrill of it or to describe someone as being always down for anything
She's so bad and scandolous, I be chillin with her all the time bruh.
by ala February 1, 2013
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scantily clad

another word for underdressed, wearing something that is too cold for the weather, and covers too little of the body
Man: I went to Hooters yesterday
Woman: and?
Man: the chiks were wearing tiny orange shorts
Woman: how scantily clad!
by Krasavitsa April 26, 2006
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Scandinavian Testicle Grab

The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.
'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'
by whalley1234 January 7, 2009
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Scandanavian Dragon

When a girl gives you head and right when you cum you tell her, "I have herpes", and she shoots the cum out of her nose like a fire-breathing dragon.
Friend 1: Bro, why is your skin on your stomach so smooth? Are you gay?
Freind 2: Aye cuz quit bull shittin you already know i gave my girl that "scandanavian dragon" last night. Yay Yay.
by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010
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Sister Scandal

“James is in another sister scandal
by sereneblossom May 15, 2019
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Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.
Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now
by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009
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