slammered

Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.

Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"

by Peanut21 August 8, 2008

smammered

A point of alcoholic intoxication. A cross between being "smashed" and "hammered", usually the person hass trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.

Person 1: Let's get smammered tonight

Person 2: ...what?

by JoshUpCanme June 28, 2005

Scamvert

A scam but advertising to be a legitmate product. Like many we see on the internet everyday.

1. "Did you see that advert for instant muscle gain"

2. "yeh its a real Scamvert"

1."I just won the nigerian lottery"

2. "did you give them your bank details?"

1."Yeh!"

2. "you just got scammed by a scamvert"

by Mushkin September 1, 2009

spammer

When a person playing WoW or SSB uses one attack over and over to avoid being killed or to kill someone again and again even after they come back.

Kirby: fly fly fly
Captain Falcon: GAAAHHH!! STUPID SPAMMER!!
Kirby: punch punch punch punch punch!!

by sugar sugar sugar PUNCH April 12, 2009

Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

by BTones81 April 25, 2019

Fridge Slammer

A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.

This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.

I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....

by Dodgynoj November 17, 2009

mississippi slammer

When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure

Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.

by heycrippy34 December 4, 2013