heycrippy34's definitions

nabrasken lumberjack

When a female uses a tree limb as a dildo

Jordyn is such a nabrasken lumberjack!

by heycrippy34 March 18, 2014

mississippi slammer

When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure

Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.

by heycrippy34 December 4, 2013

riding the subway

When a person (male or female) gets on a train and is molested. This usually ends with a rape or "gangbang" situation.

She is so innocent. She will probably be riding the subway the entire week.

by heycrippy34 March 28, 2015