Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times

me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp

by Notepicsimplol January 22, 2020

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Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

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Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why

Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp

by Poseidon’s Kiss February 8, 2021

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Nice Guy Simp

it's a simp BUTTTT he has no sexual intentions.

But hes still a nice guy- but also a simp

person 1:"you're a fucking simp"
person 2: " yeah but i prefer nice guy"
person 1: " you is nice guy simp"

by DJKALID May 9, 2020

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Simp Ass Sunday

The prime day for a simp to come out and make the maneuver. Typically seen busting out of church trying to bust open a box with the local chick from mcdonalds.

I saw some guy kissing the feet of a tik tok egirl the other day at the park. Man i hate Simp Ass Sunday

by BustOpenDaBox July 21, 2019

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simp

simp is when you will do anything to have sex with a girl

Im a simp

by CeoOfTikTokWordsDefinition February 9, 2020

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Simpathize

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women

Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.

by Narx February 17, 2020

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