jordan's on a saturday 

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.

You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.

jordan's on a saturday by orrchid August 2, 2008

Sexty Saturday 

The one day a week reserved for sexting your significant other. Especially common in long distance relationships.

Shae: Its sexty Saturday, I need to buy something sexy for this picture.
Ashley: Oh nice, is that Steve's weekly treat?

Sexty Saturday by Shennabonenna June 16, 2013

Disney's One Saturday Morning 

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series

Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"

Disney's One Saturday Morning by Mizkex October 6, 2008

White Saturday 

The day after Black Friday, when stores raise the prices back up so only rich white folk can afford them.

Guy1: Hey, are you going to go shopping on black friday?

Guy2: Fuck no I don't want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap TV
Guy1: You're right let's just go on White Saturday

White Saturday by Willyboy727 November 27, 2011

Secret Saturday 

Not being able to participate in internet activities on Saturday's due to secret and private matters. The usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.

Although this may be a possibility....only god knows what happens during Secret Saturday's
Due to this mysterious dissappearance people have associated the "secret" context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. People assume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion................ANYTHING LINKED WITH THE PHENOMINON WE CALL SEX

The meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to sex thus being called/known as Secret Saturday

"Raikonen bumped me from behind"-Secret Saturday

Secret Saturday by PauseunPause August 19, 2013

Super High-Five Saturday 

The glorious sequel to High-Five Friday, where in which the name of the day is yelled louder and the highfives are harder and more enthusiatic. 'Twas a team effort between Ralph Steadman and Alewishes at The Langerado Music Festival in 2006. If you hear it yelled prepare for a fucking super highfive, and feel the magic that it produces.

Alewishes: "Hey Ralph....What day is it????"
Ralph: "Ummmmm is it high-five Friday????"
Alewishes: "Naw man."
Ralph:"Oh yes, Its Super High-Five Saturday!!!!!!" WooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHHHHH-OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

Super High-Five Saturday by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006

Jukebox Saturday 

One of those Saturdays when you wake up early, put on some coffee, and fire up your music player in preparation for a day full music "jukeboxing" and personal inspiration. A great way to multitask around the house and accomplish a lot of things. Higher volumes are recommended.

Tomorrow is going to be a Jukebox Saturday. I need to get a lot done around the house, and I also need to sort through some music.

Jukebox Saturday by purple hayes, boston, ma June 8, 2011