cuddy sass

A joke or insult delivered from a good friend or cuddy

Jim-E - "Guess what I did last night."
JooD - "What?"
Jim-E "Your mom."
JooD - "Ohhh, thats some cuddy sass you nigga."

by JooD March 28, 2008

Phone Sass

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.

Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?

by Shpanc June 28, 2009

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010

man-sass

a descriptive term used to identify when a male talks back, issues an impertinent or disrespectful statement, or a particularly sassy reply to another person, usually a female

Wife: "Honey, I think it's time to go."
Husband: "Why don't you make me?"
Wife: "Did you just man-sass me?"

by shedoestherobot June 19, 2011

Joe Sansom

An alternate definition of the word 'lesbian'

You are a Joe Sansom with Lucas Jeffs.

by GrandTheftAnal November 6, 2013

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021

sasrobin

A lamer. One who is either gay, or never gets any. See snow queen. He does not know how to spell correctly or use punctuation. He uses the word "as" in place of a comma, or just puts in there to "appear" he knows what he's talking about.

1. All sasrobin talks is about sex. It's sex this and sex that.

2. Oh god, you never shut you, you're such a Sasrobin.

by Wouldn't You Like to Know November 6, 2004