sap life

Sex, Alcohol and Parties, all the single sluttys enjoy that life all the fkn weekends.

Wow she's been living a sap life since she's single.
I NEED A SAP LIFE NOW
Someone told me than the sap life is so funny and freaky.

by The slutty Tiffany November 20, 2019

Tap the sap

When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...

I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.

by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019

Sap

3 sips and a half

Can I get a sap?

by Chanel7 April 9, 2019

sap clap

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.

I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Sap

A sad nap

After he lost the basketball tournament, he came home and took a sap.

by Breezy Easy May 23, 2019

Sap

A person so terribly sweet that it would make even the coldest heart melt.

Daniel gave the most heartwarming speech to his friends, he's such a sap.

by Masky Mcgee December 22, 2017

Sap Sucking

When an egotistical and radical environmentalist, commonly known as a hippie or tree hugger, participates in putting his donger inside the sap hole on a tree in order to get the sexual thrill of the sticky, sucking feeling of the sap.

"In recent news, Al Gore has been caught sap sucking, a new trend amongst tree hugging cucks

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017