system requirements

Minimum computer hardware needed to run a program or additional piece of hardware.

"Can I run Windows XP on my 486?"
"A 486 doesn't meet the system requirements for XP, it's too old"

by samurai January 29, 2004

system requirements

the amount of a needed item you require to perform

Damn her system requirements are more than i can handle!

by Icenate February 3, 2004

system dump

what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(

me: --drops computer--

computer: system dump complete..--dies--

by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008

system of systems

Generally, layered AI and/or non-AI subsystems working together to accomplish some goal or some compilation of goals. May also be seen in the context of a ‘tech stack’; but moreover a ‘stack of tech stacks’.

We were driven home by an autonomous vehicle, which is a system of systems.

by coopergraham June 2, 2023

system of a down

Really. They would be decent if their music wasn't such crap metal. It sounds like they're banging a guitar against the wall and calling it music. Make your music bearable and THEN I'll consider liking you.

SOAD doesn't have bad lyrics, but the music behind them is so terrible it totally degrades the band.

by CRH915 January 10, 2005

system requirements

What the application you're trying to launch needs from your computer in order to run it. If your hardware sucks, it's time to buy new stuff.

<Human> Can I run this game?
<Nerd> OMFG, n000! teh yuor maegahurtz is teh fux0red!!1!!

by HentaiGeek January 31, 2004

System error

Having sex with a girl doggy style and rocket donkey punching her at the same time.

Matt: Dude, i did the system error on my girlfriend last night!!

Andrew: What the hell is that?

Matt: i did her doggy, and then i stuck my arm in her butthole man!!

Andrew: Ahh dude!! not cool!!

by Matthew X February 22, 2010