swinging tenderloin

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When Heather Hooters walked into the room naked, Dano whipped out his "swinging tenderloin" and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!

by stonesdano November 5, 2008

Swining

Any act that can potentially put one at risk for aquiring yhw H1N1, aka Swine Flu, virus.

"Did you see Joey macking it with that girl?"
"Doesn't she have swine?"
"Oh yeah he's totally swining."

by Rubes92 November 6, 2009

dick spinning

spinning another dude's dick (like with your hand). Usually an insulting term used when one has run out of offensive things to say.

Ryan: Hey fagtron!
Tanya: Hey penis breath go screw yourself.
Ryan: Fuck you, why don't you just go spin a dick.
Tanya: At least I'm not in the dick spinning club.

by Justin Tutag April 1, 2010

spinning the fan

fibbing, lying, making up a story

When danny said he partied hard all weekend, i knew he was just spinning the fan.

by Biomed January 2, 2007

spinning date

A term coined by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG during their satirical coverage of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, a spinning date refers to a backflip in gymnastics.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, battered sav

The gymnast starts from the corner, goes into a spinning date, another.. three spinning dates and ooh! buggers up the landing. What a shame.

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

Swinging leg

Another Word for Prostitution

Female 1: How do I get a lot of money :(
Female 2: You will have to be swinging leg to get some money girllll

by Pimp210 August 10, 2020

Swinging beef

A bull's testicles which are removed, cooked and eaten.

Them boys cut off that old steer's ballies and ate swinging beef for a week.

by TheGooze August 4, 2004