magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023

taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

to overthrow a government

me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

by swag__ September 1, 2022

Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

by zarch April 7, 2008

floor swimming apple

A sim named apple that when removed from the pool and placed in the house will swim around like they're still in the pool

Look at that floor swimming apple over there! :O

by panda cat February 16, 2009

thought-swimming

To skim, delve and tread in your thoughts. Moving around in patterns that seem to make no sense, but end up making the most sense of all.

To turn over and constantly obsess about a particular subject, object or person in your mind to the point of almost drowning.

I dove into a glass of wine the other night and ended up thought-swimming about my ex-boyfriend.

by EBthian May 30, 2012