Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”
by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average
by stankomasina March 10, 2021
Get the super straightmug. A superstraight is a gay furry
by Egg Zey May 9, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022
Get the super straightmug. A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023
Get the Super straightmug. Super Straight is for men/women who date normal men/women. And contrary to the belief that everyone who is Super Straight is some dumb transphobic shit, we are playing by your rules. Dipshits.
by Dust Mouse March 26, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.