Suburban Dictionary

an alternative reference book for people whose word definitions are more eloquently stated than those seen in the Urban Dictionary

My submission for "brownback" was more like an actual dictionary entry than any other "brownback" entry found in the Urban Dictionary, but it was rejected, so I instead submitted it to the Suburban Dictionary.

by Snowmageddon! February 14, 2015

purple suburban

A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.

Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.

by CKing89 July 7, 2020

Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.

I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

Suburban Dictionary

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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022

Suburban Commando

Doing a nudie run through the suburbs

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015

Suburban-trauma

Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.

A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”

by GenZgirl_slang April 27, 2025

Suburban Blinker

A suburban blinker is when you take one pull from a thc/weed cartridge or disposable then hold it in and take another pull, before you exhale take a french inhale from a nicotine device.

Yo bro that suburban blinker was deadly. I think I might try to take a suburban blinker where's the nic?

by OurPatron July 17, 2024