AP Student

a generally nerdy person, except for the few in the class that are kickass individuals. they spend most of their time copying outlines from the book website or e-mailing their friends to say FUCK I HATE THISS or generally to pass on some good ids. they do not read the chapter until the night before the test. for the final ap test, they like to alternate between freak out mode for which they are famous for among their non-ap friends and the standard "i dont even care" which makes them feel better about their 2 hours spent studying. their palms sweat before their test and afterwards they share a jumping highfive and then get drunk for the first time of their life from pure excitement. this is what goes down for an ap student.

"i am an ap student"

"wow u only get drunk to celebrate the end of ap test"

"affirmative"

or

"mom she started it"

"no germany started it when they invaded poland"
*collective BURRRRN*

by cranberryyyy May 15, 2006

Art Student

Anything’s better than a theatre kid.

Carl: Your dating Parker? Isn’t she some art student?
Sam: Bruh your literally dating some theater chick who sings show tunes...

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

Steven L. Anderson

An asshole (possible closet case) preacher from Arizona, hates Jews, women, gays and nearly everything and everyone in existence. Also, has a weird, creepy obsession with Justin Bieber.

Guy: Saw some wacko preacher going off about how women shouldn't be liking "faggoty actors", he listed many people who aren't gay in real life...
Guy 2: Oh, that's Steven L. Anderson, don't listen to him.

by Voldemario June 15, 2015

cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.

"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."

by Tavis February 14, 2006

Sweden, Maine

A town in the middle of no-where Maine that no one knows where it is.

Guy 1 "I live in Sweden, Maine"
Guy 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Guy 1 "Next to Bridgton"
Guy 2 "Ohhh!"

by qazxswertyui December 25, 2010

Steven on a Jet Plane

Being so drunk that you start making up random words to your favorite songs.

Person One: What's everyone laughing at?
Person Two: Oh that girl over there is so drunk that she's Steven on a jet plane to Abba's Dancing Queen

by barbershopnut February 19, 2010

The Student Room

A large British student forum that is 99% inhabited by geeks and nerds who spend the best part of their days talking about schools and universities whilst also pretending they're cool and get laid at parties every weekend (whilst having 300,000+ post counts), whilst also discussing how they did in their latest exams, as well as bitching about how they ONLY got an A on (insert GCSE here) or ONLY 598/600 marks in their AS level Physics exam and how they are demanding a remark for 600/600, because obviously it doesn't matter about the fact they have an A. MUST GET THAT REMARK.

For some reason, they're all obsessed with Oxbridge and the other top 5 universities, and don't seem to acknowledge that getting less than A* in your GCSE's or A's in your A-levels doesn't make you thick and doesn't doom you to ex-polytechnic universities (what's wrong with them anyway?)

Politically, the forum is very left-wing, so if you mention ANY negative point about immigration, islam, etc. prepare to be bashed to smitherines in the debate topics.

- Typical discussion on The Student Room -

Geek Girl: I got my GCSE's back today. I got 3 A*, 5 A's and 4 B's. I'm so happy. I'm doing four A levels.

Geek Boy: OMFG. HAHAHAHA. YOU FAILED YOUR GCSES AND YOU FAILED AT LIFE. YOU'LL NEVER GET INTO OXBRIDGE UNLIKE ME, I GOT 12 A* AND I'M DOING 6 A LEVELS .

Geek Girl 2: Just 12 A*?! I GOT 15 A*
YOU'RE BOTH THICK. I'M CLEARLY THE BEST OBBRIDGE CANDIDATE HERE

.. and you know the rest/

by HAHAHAHAHAH - No June 20, 2010