spoon

a way to call someone stupid//simple

yer a spoon fek aff

by fuckdapope August 20, 2017

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005

spoon

a tall, blonde, albino

Yo spoon... where the hell did ya go? I can't see u in all this snow.

by alex mondal January 3, 2005

spooning

when all girls lie together facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

At soccer tournaments my teammates and i have spooning parties.

by oshlivia November 26, 2006

spoon

1. Greatest word on the planet, and a good war cry (see The Tick)
2. Nothing is better.
3. My god.

1. SPOOOOOOOOOON
2. You fool! My spoon will beat you!
3. ALL HAIL SPOON!

by Spoon Worshiper (1 of many) January 19, 2004

Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!

"After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting Ben decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent Jim over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" Ben replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!"

by Scott Esskay December 21, 2006

spoon

An evil person who "stirs" up rumours about you.
Tells you mean stuff other people have said about you behind your back.
A complete bitch.

Spoon: Omg did you hear what she said about you?
You: No what?
Spoon: She says your an incompetent bitch with no social life. She hates you.
You: Oh...tahts nice. Thanks for telling me. You spoon.

by Imogen c May 25, 2006