spiffy

when ur like cool and stuff and everyone's on ur jock

Tia "how are u feeling today lauren?"
lauren"i'm just spiffy, everyone wants to get with me cause i'm so damn cool"

by urmommaschesthair March 13, 2009

Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

Spaff

spaffing. the action of overshooting when accelerating and never reaching the target.
descriptive term applied in particular to boid movements.

boid1 wants to get to boid2. with each step it takes towards boid2, the steps get larger, so it will eventually go past boid2, whereupon each step will get smaller until the steps become negative and boid1 reverses direction and moves towards boid2 again, it step it takes getting larger, and so forth. boid1 will continue spaffing around boid2 forever. incidentaly, the 'shape' of its movement is a sin wave.

by barn March 7, 2005

Spaff

Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....

Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"

by Nocturnal Eccentric December 30, 2009

Spuffy

n. The momentary full body muscular contraction immediately following the action of an early morning bladder release or the act of yawning.

No I'm not seizing. That was just a spuffy.

by PlatinumLuthier September 15, 2011

Spiffy

Spiffy is slang for the acronym S.S.P.F. which stands for Smitty's Special Party Friend. Smitty is the term used to describe random drunk guys at parties. A Spiffy is a person who engages in conversation with Smitty's whilst half passed out. They are usually whores and vomit on themselves, in particular their feet. L.P.

Kaity: I seen you talking to that Smitty at the party on the weekend.

Lou: Yeah I know.

Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!

by Mitchnipples February 13, 2009

Spaffage

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

by Martian Daws November 5, 2005