by noobais June 09, 2019
the act of shitting ang throwing up at the same time.
can happen after a night of heavy drinking or after eating at your local cart guy
can happen after a night of heavy drinking or after eating at your local cart guy
I got drunk last night, ate a gyro from the cart guy on my corner and the next morning I sorry charlied all over the bathroom.
by cheesey mcmayonaisse November 28, 2007
Guy:Hey
*one minute later*
Girl:I'm sorry that I didn't text back faster
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Guy:Hows it going
Girl:I'm ok
Guy:Ok
Girl:I'm sorry
Guy:For what
Girl:I don't know
Guy:@##%*@#@*?????!!!
*one minute later*
Girl:I'm sorry that I didn't text back faster
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Guy:Hows it going
Girl:I'm ok
Guy:Ok
Girl:I'm sorry
Guy:For what
Girl:I don't know
Guy:@##%*@#@*?????!!!
by Republican🇺🇸 May 31, 2020
by Don't be so serious December 21, 2016
Usually said when someone has does not actually feel sorry for the person but they decide to make fun of them instead.
by Sorryboutya July 02, 2011
Example 1
male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.
male boss: (sighs): It's okay.
Example 2:
male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.
Example 3:
woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)
male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.
male boss: (sighs): It's okay.
Example 2:
male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.
Example 3:
woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)
by Blueplayer90 November 17, 2011
by pt80 February 03, 2009