When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses
"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.
by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.
“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”
by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.
Creepy Guy walks over to Woman
Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"
OR
"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"
Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"
OR
"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"
by Jaime Lester January 1, 2009


by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.
by akfffsf January 14, 2007
