Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.

Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

by Rizzonator January 5, 2011

Prom Swinging

The act of two upperclassmen who are going to prom together double dating with an underclassmen couple so the underclassmen can go to prom together. Typically in this situation the upperclass girl writes the underclass guy off and the upperclass guy writes of the underclass girl. They still dance with their boyfriend/girlfriend through the duration of the dance.

bob: are you going to prom?
fred: yeah were prom swinging w/ my upperclassmen bro.

by coolhutch241910 January 17, 2011

Signing Mo Vaughn

Hooking up with a chubby girl, in honor of Steve Phillips' worst decision as general manager, and his worst decision as ESPN analyst.

"Where'd Nick get to?" "Oh, he's upstairs with that fat girl, signing Mo Vaughn."

by it666 October 26, 2009

stinging roger

The last few draws of a joint, the part that burns your lips

Aww you got the stinging roger mate don't burn you lips

by Ardiddlez October 27, 2015

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

swinging bulldog

Swinging Bulldog: The exclucive male act of {mooning} or showing your naked bottom, while fully bent over exposing and shaking your nutts from side to side. Inable to encounter the full effect of a true swinging bulldog you must be able to see your targets behind you between your legs.

With balls like Erics hes liklely to break a leg, with his swinging bulldog!

by walter 333 September 21, 2006

Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.

Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.

by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009