fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.

Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!

by braglesnarples August 1, 2010

sideways fillit o fish

to have an ugly ass outie vagina that has not been washed in two weeks. smelling some what like a fig!

i had sex with belle last night she was all the way into me! she would have been one hell of a mad root but she had the biggest, wettest sideways fillit o fish i have ever seen! it was a bit figgy!

by woot woot xoxo January 11, 2009

got a little sideways

A term used to describe a mildly modded 13-14 second mustang coming out of the hole or around a corner, made famous by softcore.

cory: yea man I got a little sideways on that launch.
alex: REALLY?
greg: DAMN
art: thats a fast mustang
cory: it gets a little sideways

by alexander smith November 9, 2007

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

suck me sideways

when your playing around with your friend and just say it for fun and for laughs

annie:arghh! go away
emma:aww suck me sideways
annie & emma:ahahahahhahahahhahah

by emma wyles June 13, 2019

sideways russian jew buster

when godzilla takes his cock and rubs it between your toes and then a russian comes and RKO's LeBron James through a table and a random jew comes and sits on LeBron's face. All of this is done sideways, just how I fucked your girl friend last night.

I saw a live Sideways Russian Jew Buster last night at the club!

by Unrealfeet February 22, 2017

Well fuck me running sideways

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!

My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022