Side v

It's a vagina on the side, a side piece of puss, a girl on the side.

Man, my wife won't give it up so I'm seeing my side v tonight and getting some ass.

by Jrlovebone March 29, 2017

Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

by ApexPred November 28, 2019

side co

side co Formally used in Alabama or the Deep South, having your cousin as a side hoe

Cletus: Man who's that hot girl you're with?
Clyde: Oh that's just my side co

by BayouTranslator December 26, 2015

side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 09, 2020

Side Slut

The tramp a guy hangs out with but never tells his wife about. Usually a Jessica, Kristin or Danielle.

His Side Slut Jessica threw him a huge birthday party but never invited his wife.

by Princess2808 November 16, 2021

side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017

side beta

noun: a male that inhibits fuckboys antics that deserves to be left on the side lines.

or: male beta

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ie: Brenda: “Whom are you seeing these days?”

Ashley: “I can’t find a main so I have a few side beta’s.”

by BuffyTheManSlayer July 11, 2018