shlompdoof

An unnecessarily long way of mentioning the male genitalia

Hey baby, why don’t you come over here and ride my suck my shlompdoof?

by Sierra Lenker March 9, 2018

shlomans

Hands down the coolest gangstas around. Sometimes found to associate with Birdlady (see definition elsewhere).

This turf belongs to the shlomans

by Aodnevxoem June 25, 2018

Shlomp

A thin useless waste of space.

You are a shlomp.

by Pyroethical July 23, 2018

scrombie

Scrombie, noun: A person only talking about scrum methodology and completely unaware of his or her surroundings and entirely absorbed in their agile environment, a mixture between scrum and zombie.

They are only talking about agile, value and velocity, acting like scrombies.

by Dein Nickname October 30, 2018

scrompulous

scrompulous is used to describe something cool, epic, or amazing.

that was scrompulous

by guywithaflytieeye January 5, 2019

Shmomming

Shopping and momming. all things mom related plus shopping. All while looking good while doing it.

I went to the post office, bank, returned a gift, picked up my daughter, grabbed groceries. I’ve been shmomming all day.

by KFunkalicious January 11, 2019

shomariana

Shomariana is a beautiful kind and awesome young lady Shomariana May be bipolar but that’s okay Shomariana is really pretty with short hair but she is amazing and boy is lucky to fuck with Shomariana May have extra weight on her but that doesn’t stop her from being her

Person 1 bro Shomariana is so pretty she’s like a goddess

Person 2 I know right here she comes

by Thisgirl666889 April 8, 2019