Shred

Means anything you want it to mean, it is purely a contextual word. Refer to the "Squanch People" from Rick and Morty

Jon: Hey man you're looking pretty shred today.
JapainTrain: Don't shred me you asshole.
Jon: I wasn't shredding you, you mother shredder.
JapainTrain: Shred lightly my friend...

by JapainTrain April 25, 2017

Shredder

A female with braces that performs oral sex on a male.

Damn that bitch looks like she gives nice head, fuck, she's a shredder.

by Maximus Blackwood December 28, 2010

Death Shredder

The death shredder is when someone holds their own penis and a second person (usually another male) moves the first person's arm up and down manually, thus "helping" the person masturbate. Since the second person isn't touching the penis directly, it isn't gay.

During the drive to Maryland they got really bored and so Bill gave Jordan a death shredder while I was driving.

by msumaltman September 22, 2009

Shredule

The plan, calender or schedule for when and/or where to shred, meaning skate or ride.
A "shredule" can be used for planning both skateboarding and snowboarding.

A) Do you wanna go skate tomorrow?
B) Let me check my "shredule".

by Teit Andersen October 11, 2006

Shredding Butthole

An action that describes completely destroying another party in a given game.

A description used to define a given item as "awesome"

Dude! This Porters X2 Ray Gun shreds butthole!

WTF!? This guy is Shredding Butthole!...or at least he's shredding mine.

by hpyman August 29, 2009

eat shredder

Basically means "Go die." Comes from the feeling of hating someone so much that they should be thrown into a paper shredder and be eaten by it.

Attina: Was that sweater especially made for you or did the knitting machine just blow up? *snicker snicker*
Ariel: Yeah well, EAT SHREDDER!

by Alana, Arista and Adella January 1, 2009

Shredded

A verb: to do something amazing or to beat someone really bad in anything.

Dude, did you see me beat John in basketball 11 - 0? I SHREDDED him!!!

by Afrunk June 2, 2010