Shittington Fife!

Traditional English. Exclamation used to express extreme surprise.

See how tall that guy is? Shittington Fife!

by Tom Vek October 18, 2011

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

shifting a wardrode

When a regular guy is slow dancing with a larger woman on the dance floor

Here mick , look at Murph shifting a wardrode

by spoofaRoof December 15, 2014

Shtingle

Shtingle (n) the shockingly pleasant tingle you feel during your first orgasm.

Any unexpectedly pleasant tingle one feels.

I had my first shtingle when I was ten. I was wanking and I felt it build . The shtingle raced up my spine and my whole naked body went limp.

by Rakis June 16, 2018

Shijing

A kind girl that will be there for you often. She will make you happy when you are feeling down and when you aren't she is super fun to hang out with! You are super lucky to have a Shijing in your life

She reminds me of that girl,Shijing.

by Shiji May 24, 2021

Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.

Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting

by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010

Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.

Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.

by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013