secret seven

A secret society said to be based on the west coast. 7 members a year are accepted, and only seniors in college are eligible. Member candidates apparently begin the selection process after graduating high school.

Candidates can be identified through silver rings on their middle fingers. Members and alumni are permanently marked.

Goals of the Secret Seven involve aiding one another and influencing the political climate to their liking

Steven Spielberg and John W. Snow are rumored alumni of the Secret Seven. Of course the validity of these accusations are unknown.

by r-o-b August 17, 2006

secret sauce

the competitive advantage of any business that you'd rather not bullhorn to every Tom, Dick and Harry, usually because it's not in sync with your company's mission statement

TOMS Shoes loves talking about their 1+1 Model of giving, but the real secret sauce to their early success was the way they exploited (err utilized) thousands of free college-age interns who wanted TOMS on their resume.

by TheExpatreneur December 28, 2014

Secret Service

Men who guard the president of the united states.

they will take a bullet to the head for the president.

by Cali OG January 6, 2005

salty secret

When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)

"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"

by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

by siosays July 19, 2011

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010