I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

Boom scrolling

Avoiding doom of social media & news outlets and diving into God’s word — aka BOOM scrolling 🔥🔥🔥

Damn son, he BOOM scrolling the word of God & it’s giving him life

by BatmanDadadada September 20, 2020

Bowl Scroll Leg

The toe tingle felt after an excessive amount of bowl scrolling.

I could barely stand to wipe once the Bowl Scroll Leg kicked in.

by jedwardy November 23, 2022

Vibe Scroll

A joint.

"Please pass the Vibe Scroll."

by Definer Andy January 22, 2021

vegemite scroll

Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.

Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.

by Rem_sleep October 01, 2019