Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.

Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones one own abilities, status, or ego.

Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.

by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019

scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019

Albemarle Scramble

When a trans girl shoves an egg up her ass and walks up the road before squatting down and “laying” the egg on the sidewalk.

“God, Lilith did an Albemarle Scramble yesterday while we were walking to dollar tree and it was serving up queen energy.”

by Axys Miller December 28, 2023