SASQUATCH

a hairy teenage girl that thinks shes the fucking hottest shit ever, but really shes fat, and hairy.
she thinks everyone is her friends, but they all hate her cause all she talks about is her.
shes the girl that sits there and talks about how she as no ass becuase she lost so much weight when really, she didnt lose any weight, and she never had an ass.

shes really fat, usually has a unibrow, and shaves her back.
dyes her hair abnormal colors, and looks like Whitney Houston.

*imagine sitting at lunch with her in the cafeteria*
girl-"hey marina whats up?"
sasquatch-"OMG,billy broke up with me, and now im going out with loren, but i still like billy, and still like loren, but idont know, lorens soo anooying, omg, and like soo is billy, but i really like billy you know???!!! OMG, i lost so much weight i dont have a butt anymore!!! isnt that amazing??!!! OMG, my aunt wont let me get my hair cut for 150$ so i have to only get it cut for $130, how lame is that?!?!! OMG,guess whos talking shit??!! wow what haters. PARTAY HARD BITCHES PARTAY HARD."
girl-"wow thank you for telling me things, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT!"

by debra whittington April 5, 2008

SATs

Standard Ass Titties. Usually B cup.

Jack: "Maggie over there is at least a B cup."
Bill: "Yea man, she has got some straight SATs."

by The Jug Tuggler June 29, 2010

Sasquitch

A female sasquatch. Usually found wandering the Pacific northwest. Sometimes encountered with a male Sasquatch. Together they would be known as a SASQUATCH and his SQUITCH or his SQUITCHES.
They are known to travel in packs. Protecting their offspring. Known as SQUATCHLINGS. The squatchlings lose their baby feet while young. The sasquitch protects them while their BIGFOOT grows in. Common knowledge in WA..

DUDE CHECK IT OUT! It's a Sasquatch!...
NO! It's got tits.. It's a SASQUITCH. DUH! Lookout, she might have some Squatchlings around.
Did you see that Sasquatch? He had 2 SQUITCHES with him.. HIGH 5!

by Lance Bigfoot September 28, 2005

satsu

a Japanese slang for Police (or cops), short for keisatsu.

satsu ga kita! nigero! (Cops are here! Run!)

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

sasquatch fucker

one who takes it apon themself to participate in sexual relationship with a sasquatch.
a person who fucks nasty "girls"

Fuck you gaymo sasquatch fuckaaaaaaa

by Sicilian May 3, 2004

Sasquitch

The plural of microwave

We are going to heat up enough Super Noodles for sixty people in the sasquitch.

by Hannah Thompson November 2, 2006

Samsquatch

A large stanky ass whore that is loud, obnoxious, and grows attached to small things such as smaller horny prepubescent boys. Often communicates using phrases like "ME LIKE SNOO SNOO!"

Wow, that Samsquatch sure likes to snoo snoo poor Timmy over there, its a wonder his little dick hasn't broken off yet.

by polopoly November 10, 2008