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Saadosexual

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.
CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...
by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022
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obara sand

A pompous little cunt that uses her dad's death to justify her stupid fucking actions throughout Season 5 of Game of Thrones.
My name is Obara Sand, daughter of Oberyn Martell. You'll pay for the death of my father, even if you had nothing to do with it!
by JonerPwner March 29, 2017
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crusty sandal

When you cum in somebody's butt, then shove your whole foot up inside to scoop it out.
Bro Jenny totally let me do a crusty sandal on her last night, it was great
by nicecranch January 20, 2020
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Cooler sand

This sand is way better than what anakin skywalker hates. It’s not coarse, its not rough and it doesn’t go anywhere. Sand is the best thing ever and you know it. Idiots.
Guy 1: Sand is very cool hence the name of the definition

Guy 2: So cooler sand?
by Sandman46 May 21, 2022
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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
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Sandal Pimp

Derogartory term used to describe a person from the middle east. See Camel Jockey
by TheHose February 2, 2005
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Sand Dollar

When a women is giving you a bliwjob on the beach, you cum on her face and stick her head in the sand.
Jim gave Sallly a sand dollar after she blew him on the beach.
by Maninalgiers July 13, 2015
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