safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.

Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"

by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012

safety docking

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.

worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet

by boiler March 13, 2015

Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort

I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.

by Vikivalentine July 3, 2015

Safety pinky

The pinky finger that supports your smartphone and generally prevents phone drops caused by the side hold used to tap icons at the top of the screen. It suffers from arthritis type systems due the lateral pressure put on the finger.

Always use the safety pinky when holding your phone.

by Hockules. November 3, 2018

Safety hazard

Fletcher Lang

Fletcher Lang is a safety hazard. Also smelly.

by Miles is not smelly May 8, 2019

sage dining

A foodservice company that comes in with a great food for the first year getting a school to sign a long term contract and saving the school some money. After that they become a lunch line with chicken only.

Whats for lunch?
Nothing good its sage dining they never have anything good.

by 0ne Rich kid May 20, 2019

Safetyman

Symbolises the importance of safety at construction sites and in everday life.
His superpowers include:
Ability to stop time in case of accident to save people
Knowledge of all safety measures

Hey look its Safetyman!

by bapak kau December 23, 2019