"Never date a co-worker." From the all-important (and sometimes hypocritical) rules of Leroy Jethro Gibbs of NCIS.
by dinozzosgirl February 7, 2010

Rule 36 states that "if it exists, it is someone's fetish", not Rule 40. Read the rules of the internet, newfag.
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

by pancake king June 30, 2020

Rule 420 states: When the time is 4:20, regardless of AM or PM, one has to go wild.
Guy: Dude its 4:20
Guy 2: *Goes wild*
Guy: Dude its 4:20
Guy 2: *Goes wild*
by PremierAlan December 4, 2016

by RienLee October 31, 2011

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.
The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017
