ROW

Abbreviation for Rest Of World.

1) Offered as a conceptual aid to philosophically cuccooned American's who believe anything and everything comes from good ol' USA.

2) A geographic location found on any globe where Americans would rather not go to, and are rather not welcomed by.

3) A place Dubya Bush loves to piss all over.

While citizens who are blinded by patriotism, hyperegotistical from consumerism, dumb and fat from overconsumption try to figure out which one of their two parties is more American; the ROW is the one who actually has to worry about the results of this election.

by sinn98 September 14, 2004

row 29

The act when one of your friends deliberately gives you wrong information in order to keep you away from you or the group you are with.

Christian "Row 29'ed" me when he told us to get seats towards the end of the plane. That jerk had everyone else seat by the Cock-pit.

by Freddie Vegas January 5, 2009

B-Row

Making the same mistake time and time again.

He so B-Row he ended up in the ER twice!

by La Fame Nikita September 11, 2011

first row

a girl who won't have anal sex

No, she doesn't go for kinky sex, she only likes it on the first row.

by ladygrace91 April 4, 2011

row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat

I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.

by Fhatman May 13, 2014

Row Ho

A gentrified individual who frequents Santana Row (San Jose, CA "Lifestyle center" mixed-use shopping mall) and espouses it as an enclave of culture and luxury.

Typically these individuals live well beyond their means, purchasing prized luxury handbags while drowning in credit card and student loan debt.

Wanna get drinks at Santana Row?
No, I can't deal with all those Row Ho's, let's go to that star wars bar instead!

by tacoraj October 18, 2017

Death Row Blow Job

Death Row Blow Job

I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal

by mama tush May 3, 2018