Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013

robot recoil

When you play Atomic Heart and find out how much ass the robotic ballerina twins have and you get atomically hard. If only there was a way to get them to bounce up and down to see that jiggle.

John: Bro did you see right and left’s robot recoil? I’m downloading the 6 hour sex cutscene modpack right now.
Jack: Bro you’re down horrendously go get a girlfriend.

by GhastlyGamer October 9, 2023

robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.

Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing

by Dr Robot December 11, 2013

Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

Robot King24

A toaster found on Incredibots, Minecraft, and other small branches of them thereof.

Bring me my Robot King24!

by ArkayXXIV May 13, 2010

robot fuel

Coffee

Robot fuel: the black sludge that powers your average robot through interminable hours of binary drudgery. Over-frequent use will cause system failure.

by afrowolf November 3, 2010

robot fridge

The fridge of the future.

You're supposed to serve humanity!

by Anonymous April 4, 2003