retap

the term used to describe having sex with a female and years pass and thereafter you meet her again and have sex.

I have not seen Jill in years and she looks great! I think I am going to go for the retap!

by Darrin Zehnpfennig III February 18, 2009

retard teammates

Apes that can't do anything

Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates

by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

Science retard

A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.

A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.

That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.

The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!

Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!

Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!

by Science lover:) August 21, 2012

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013

Water Retaining Sea Cow

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

ok buddy retard

a phrase commonly said on roblox when someone trys to say drumpf is a good president. My brother drank the juice mom uses to clesn the toilet and now hes laying down and wont wake up what do i do before mom gets home

lighting mcqueen: I'm going to rape donald trump

obama: Ok buddy retard

by break da law November 8, 2018

Retard7

A wacky person.

Henry: "Is it normal that I eat cheese with my feet?!%4"
Oskar: "No don't be a Retard7 Henry"
Henry: *cries in despair*

by ThatsKempo May 11, 2021