rectal

Rectal is deeper than anal. In other words, someone who is rectal pays FAR deeper attention to detail than someone who is anal.

Person1: This is ridiculous. I have to get ALL the points right to pass the test?

Person2: Yeah, and to make it worse, if you mispronounce one word or if you take too long or too short of a break in between, you fail.

Person1: That's unfair! Why is the teacher so anal?

Person2: She's more than just anal. She's rectal!

by E_Dawg January 10, 2009

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

Don't be gentle, It's a rental

abusing the crap out of rental cars

My car was in the shop for repairs for a few days, so the dealer gave me this loaner car to drive. A friend rode with me in the loaner car, asked about it and where my car was, then told me "Don't be gentle, it's a rental." After he told me that, I figured "hey this car's not mine, why treat it like mine?" took his advice and beat the crap out of the rental car

by Dooky808 November 19, 2011

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

rectal ranger

(n.) Sl.
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.

This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.

"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:

"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"

Susie: "I bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to pass the time when you're hunting for deer."

Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."

by scootie November 20, 2006

rectal rat

An individual who has secreted his facial probiscus so far up his boss' rectum that he can gargle his boss' uvula.

Did you see how that snivelling little rectal rat, Sullivan, was gobbling the boss' bone?

by Cracky Henry June 20, 2008