The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.
Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
by Scrotron August 4, 2022
Get the Republican Cock mug.Abbreviatted as FRoR, a fictional European country located in the planet Earth on The Universe Ryan. They are famous for being the largest manufacturer of automobiles (the second largest one being Venezuela and the third one being Belarus). They have extremely powerful economy and military, making the country themselves a extreme superpower (the second extreme superpower is the United States). Their military can also defeat any enemies. The FRoR is a good Authoritarian-Democratic-Police State-Deep State country. Existed since November 25, 2018. They first used to be the monarchist Empire of Ryan (EoR) from March 15th, 1863 until January 1st, 1919, and the communist Bolivarian Republic of Ryan (BRoR) from January 1st, 1919 until November 25, 2018. Luigi, Italy is their capital and New Kabul, Croatia is their largest city.
The demonym is Ryanian(s).
Their 11 states are Italy, Austria, Corsica, Malta, Balearic Islands, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Bosnia and Hezergovina, Croatia and Slovenia.
The current president of the FRoR is Mike Johnson (of Saving Earth Party (SEP)), and the current Vice-President of the country is Katie Shammas (of Democratic Socialist Party (DSP)).
The demonym is Ryanian(s).
Their 11 states are Italy, Austria, Corsica, Malta, Balearic Islands, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Bosnia and Hezergovina, Croatia and Slovenia.
The current president of the FRoR is Mike Johnson (of Saving Earth Party (SEP)), and the current Vice-President of the country is Katie Shammas (of Democratic Socialist Party (DSP)).
"The Federal Republic of Ryan is such a beautiful country! They are a hero superpower!" - A typical Ryanian national expressing opinion on his/her/their own country.
by Ryan900USAYT March 22, 2022
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The Jamal Republic is a Discord server with 125+ active members which also spands across multiple social media websites and apps like Reddit and Twitter.
by Jamal Bateman January 14, 2023
Get the Jamal Republic mug.A person of American origin who obstensibly votes for a certain political party called Republicans. There are in fact three distinctive types of Republicans:
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
Well, yes, I'm a repubican but I'm from the wing of the party that actually tries to be nice to people.
by Paul Wartenberg May 14, 2003
Get the republican mug.Variant of republitard. A generic inbred redneck asshat republican fucktard. Usually has more fingers than teeth and virtually no conception of reality. Likely to be spotted at a teabagger rally with a misspelled sign. Pronounces the word nuclear as "nuke-you-lar", as in "I'm fixin' to nuke those smelly brown folk with some nuke-you-lar weapons! Yee-haw!"
Sarah Palin, George Bush, and about 99.99999% of all republicans. Notable exceptions: Colin Powell, Robert Gates, and about 5 other guys who hope beyond hope that their political party hasn't been overrun by republiturds.
by Casper the Dopest Ghost May 9, 2010
Get the Republiturd mug.1. One who espouses conservative values of small government, less government intervention, and managed spending, but performs the exact opposite. "Con" suffix is derived from "confidence man", or trickster, grifter. See also NeoCON.
I can't believe what George W. pulled over on the country, record spending and deficits, expanded government, government involvement in more aspects of individual life, what a RepubliCON!
by Flashdrive-II June 16, 2007
Get the RepubliCON mug.American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)
Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"
Jack: Why, are you a republican?
Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
by Piccolo48 March 5, 2010
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