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Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp
Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!
by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008
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representin'

Representin' is to represent something. "Look at these cooool nike shoes" "dude , you're representing' ( as in he's representin' those nike shoes and nike)
"Look at these cooool nike shoes" "dude , you're representing' ( as in he's representin' those nike shoes and nike)
by deathbaby November 13, 2013
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Repression

Annoying portmanteau developed by some economists to describe an economic "recession" that threatens to develop into a "depression."
"We've suffered through a recession, now we're in a repression. If we don't do something, we'll be in a depression!"
by An Onyx Mouse May 22, 2009
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intellectually depressed

when an smart witted individual becomes so overwhelmed by the fact that the majority of society are extremely naive and inane that they keel over and anguish in despair.
I consider myself to be an intellectually depressed individual.
by TwerkingSlothFetus October 10, 2017
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depressed, complicated hipster act

An often repeated theatrical routine performed by certain types of hipsters, which is consciously and meticulously rehearsed in advance. While everyone experiences depression, and experiences it in different ways, hipsters often seek to externalize their negative emotions in a manner designed to give the impression that they are more complicated and interesting than the everyday, garden variety hipster. Recurring themes include: sprinkling conversation with Keats references, wearing tight-fitting and threadbare Joy Division t-shirts, and getting inebriated on expensive cognacs every single night of the week. As with all hipster routines, the ‘depressed, complicated hipster act’ is nothing more than a tiresome fashion aesthetic, as well as a pretentious, stilted attempt at projecting a unique persona.
Normal dude #1: Should we call Simon and see if he wants to grab a burger and a few beers?

Normal dude #2: Actually, Simon doesn’t eat anymore—it’s his latest thing. And, no, don’t call him. I’m getting tired of his depressed, complicated hipster act. We can’t afford to drink in his bars, anyway.
by Morrish Windshor June 1, 2011
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post-school hunger-repressor

(n.) The food that one eats once arrived at home after a day at school. This food represses you hunger.
Damn! I need some serious post-school hunger-repressors quick!
by hungrykid October 19, 2008
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represent

Yo, we all represent the hood, the only difference between us is that we make this shit look good. - Keith Murray
by Diego September 20, 2003
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