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The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010
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reported

to be doing reports
Hannah is reported.
by No ZIng December 7, 2022
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Weather Report syndrome

A term used to describe a fictional characters romantic and/or sexual relationship with a member of their family being used as a plot device.
"God, i hate Korekiyo Shinguji"
I know right, he's such a typical victim of the Weather Report syndrome"
by 10111011010101000 December 17, 2022
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Report

raˈpôr,rəˈpôr/
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noun

A close and harmonious relationship in which the people or groups concerned understand each other's feelings or ideas and communicate well.
"David Josephs was able to establish a good report with the Window Works clientele"
by YungCook May 12, 2022
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Consumo Reports

A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.
My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!
by QuacksO November 13, 2023
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Schizo Report

For when someone pings for teamer support on a roblox battlegrounds game, but nobody is fighting or getting jumped.
"I thought our help was needed?"

"Nah, it's just a schizo report."
by simplytuvo August 22, 2025
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Health Report

Please just believe this health report
by Professional Scientists November 27, 2023
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