traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

The Factual Report

Jayse loves talula more

The factual report is that I love you more

by Table manors November 12, 2023

Reported

No cases reported at a lab doesn't mean there were no cases there. No evidence of a cover up isn't the same as no cover up took place.

What is reported is not always the same as what happened (and is often not at all what really happened), and if you've ever seen a police report, you know that it's often full of bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021

Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D

Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.

by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.

I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing

by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023

Consumo Reports

A published-for-da-general-public-BY-da-general-public periodical dat details and compares how skilled-'n'-successful da contemporary athletes in da wrestling world are.

My girlfriend and I love to engage in playful tussles, but it's just all in fun; nuthin' to contact Consumo Reports about!

by QuacksO November 13, 2023