retired

-to dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)

-I'm Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.

-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it

by nicole April 20, 2004

is official like a referee with a wizzle

its 4real like a referee with a whistle

boy 1: is the party on fo sho
boy:2:it official like a referee with a whistle

by Kiss May 4, 2003

retirement rocker

a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)

Girl One (usually between 17 & 20): OMGGGGG i cant believe i fucked sarah's(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh

by Mefodikal May 2, 2006

refriended

When you are reunited with an old school chum after a ridiculous amount of time through one or the other of those high school websites.

It was so cool to see Beth after 20 years. Who would have believed I would have refriended her!!!

by Tina Ballance April 10, 2008

refresher

A term applied to a person who constantly navigates the internet; specifically internet forums, blogs, and chatrooms. The 'refresher' is termed so because they usually sit infront of their computer and constantly refresh forums and chat sites to read every constant message posted. 'Refreshers' frequently enjoy posts and messages featuring their names and opinions about them, especially posts and messages in this regard made by other internet users. Insecure and self-centered, the refresher is inclined to believe that the internet revolves around them.

Used as a derogatory/pejorative term.

Average American Boy 1:"Man, I love reading EVERY new post on this site!" *refresh*

Average American Boy 2:"So do I!" *refreshes, while fat deposits rapidly form on extremities*

Average American Boy 3:"Wow. You guys are faggot refreshers. Learn how to socialize, goons."

by Bonnar May 22, 2006

Jamaican Retirement Package

A kilo of marijuana.

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

Refresh rate

The period of rest between sex. Usually applies to the male and how long it takes him to become errect again. Allusion is to the time it takes a web browser to pull up a web page. Fater refresh rates being more deserable than slower ones

"Joe-Joe has a really quick refresh rate."

by Dwayne Boyd January 6, 2006