When you are either
a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3
a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3
a:guy:lets do it
girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser
nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf
friend:then ur not ready to have a bf
girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser
nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf
friend:then ur not ready to have a bf
by Carly Hemsworth September 14, 2012
Get the not ready mug.To be intoxicated with large volumes of cheap American lagers or malt liquors in can or bottle form. Someone who is Austin Reaves'd may find themselves performing empty, spur of the moment acts of vandalism, theft, violence and late night binge eating and other forms of late night mischief. Other symptoms may include creating a so called "wizards staff" constructed by taping empty cans of beer on top of each other until it is quite apparent that he or she has consumed for alchohol than everyone else. While cans of beer are very common the most prominent drinking vessel is a bottle in the 40 ounce variety due to the fact that quality of beer is of no concern. They are typically the last ones to go to sleep during a social night of drinking and most likely reserve the nicest couch hours in advance to deter amateur drinking from claiming them.
"I was so Austin Reaves'd last night I stole Allisons rocking chair and burned it in a fire."
"Have you seen my beer? It was just on the front porch. I think someone Austin Reaves'd us."
"Have you seen my beer? It was just on the front porch. I think someone Austin Reaves'd us."
by Alex Flynn July 6, 2009
Get the Austin Reaves'd mug.this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...
"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"
by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008
Get the Get your napkins ready mug.A fun word that can take the place of such words as duh and really. It makes refernce to the L<=>R aspect of the Japanese language.
by Tankman January 19, 2006
Get the reary mug.by Preme-Oh August 11, 2012
Get the She Ready mug.A large 14” pepperoni or just cheese pizza from Little Ceasars Pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! A Hot-N-Ready pizza usually costs only five dollars plus tax.
I'm sooo hungry but i spent almost all of my money on that bud we just smoked.
Dude let's get a hot-n-ready!
Dude let's get a hot-n-ready!
by Natalya Audigier March 4, 2009
Get the Hot-N-Ready mug.An common term popularized by the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child. Used to say some boy or girl can't handle you as a potential partner.
Usually negated such as "I don't think your ready for this jelly."
Usually negated such as "I don't think your ready for this jelly."
by random1117 February 20, 2012
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